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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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January 4, 2010An Open Letter to Sara’s Sister-in-Law, Who Planned Sara’s Bachelorette Party
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January 4, 2010An Open Letter to the House of Pain (aka, Pain Management Resources)
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December 18, 2009An Open Letter To The Inanimate Objects In My Apartment That Just Sat There While I Was Heartbroken
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December 11, 2009An Open Letter to the “Wild” Ponies of Grayson Highlands State Park
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December 4, 2009An Open Letter to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting our Suburban Pond
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November 20, 2009An Open Letter to My Artistic Potential
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November 9, 2009An Open Letter to the Guy at My Gym Who Screams When He Lifts Weights
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October 25, 2009An Open Letter to the Soundtrack of My Life
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October 16, 2009An Open Letter to My Last Pack of Cigarettes
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September 28, 2009An Open Letter to Seat 13C on American Airlines Flight 263 to Dallas
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September 20, 2009An Open Letter to John Hennessy, President of Stanford University
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August 26, 2009An Open Letter to the Venue Where I Almost Got Married on September 30, 1995
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