The Believer Magazine
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 3, 2011An Open Letter to My High School’s Class of 2011
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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May 6, 2011An Open Letter to Customers Shopping the Liquidation Sale at the Bookstore Where I Work
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April 29, 2011An Open Letter to a Friend Who Prolifically Sends Me No Fewer Than Four StumbleUpon Links a Day
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April 8, 2011An Open Letter to People Who Think They Have Found the Artifact that Will Change Archaeology As We Know It
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April 1, 2011An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian
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March 25, 2011An Open Letter to the Intern Who Sits in the Cubicle Behind Me and Watches Me Shop Online
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March 18, 2011An Open Letter to Floors 16-22 of the Sheraton Hotel
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March 11, 2011An Open Letter to My Dying Ficus
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March 4, 2011An Open Letter to Smart Puffs
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February 25, 2011An Open Letter to Anthropologie
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February 11, 2011An Open Letter to the Guys Who Kicked the Soccer Ball Over the Fence and Asked Me to Toss It Back to Them, Thus Scarring Me For Life
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