February 19, 2007 Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond An Open Letter to My Local Newspaper With Advice for When It Runs Its Next Two-Page Photo Spread on the Beautiful Colors of the Season by Frank Ferri Dear Editors, Print the photos in color. Sincerely, Frank Ferri Newspapers Colors As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today. Become a patron Share Tweet