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newspapers
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July 29, 2020Our Publication Stands By the Decision to Give a Platform to the Sea Monster Trying to Devour Our Entire Town
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May 19, 2020New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Lied”
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July 16, 2019Editor Revisions to Your Article About Donald Trump’s Most Recent Racist Tweets
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May 15, 2019Six Honest Takeaways From the Gazette’s Massive Investigation Into the Concrete Industry
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December 18, 2018You Had Mail
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October 25, 2018Every Panel Discussion On the Future of Local News
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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January 12, 2018Other News Stories I Expect the Media to Break This Year
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December 13, 2017I’m Making a Few Changes to This Beloved Alt-Weekly
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July 11, 2017Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Molly B. Singleterry, Accidental Editor-in-Chief
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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