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All posts tagged
newspapers
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January 2, 2002List: Tom Cruise’s Smile, Circa December 2001
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December 10, 2001List: Actual Pull Quotes from Bob Greene’s Nationally Syndicated Newspaper Column
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December 3, 2001List: All the Gerunds Fit to Print
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November 9, 2001Cherry Coke, Snowballs And Pink Floyd: An Interview With Carrie O’donnell, About Delivering The News
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February 6, 2001I Am Concerned About The New York Times Magazine
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September 29, 2000List: Some Plot Summaries of Daytime Television Reruns, as Listed in the Raleigh, NC, News & Observer, During a Single Week This Past Summer
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June 5, 2000In My Town of Smallish Size and Stature
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February 1, 2000Vignettes That Won’t Make It Into the New York Times’ “Metropolitan Diary.”
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January 10, 2000A Short Item about the Future
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September 20, 1999List: Oh, The Times We Had
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell