The Believer Magazine
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 16, 2004An Open Letter to My First Five Girlfriends
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June 4, 2004An Open Letter to Saran Wrap
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May 27, 2004An Open Letter to Poached Eggs
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May 25, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Long-Term Substitute Science Teacher
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May 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Computer’s Insert Key
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May 13, 2004An Open Letter to My New and Old Furnaces
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May 11, 2004An Open Letter to the State of New York
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May 6, 2004An Open Letter to a Playboy Poster
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May 5, 2004An Open Letter to Graydon Carter, Editor of Vanity Fair Magazine
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May 4, 2004An Open Letter to the Twenty-Year-Old USC Intern That I Slept With
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April 30, 2004An Open Letter to My Male Gynecologist
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April 23, 2004Open Letter to People Who Stare at My Boyfriend Because He Is More Attractive Than Me
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