An Open Letter to the Current Boyfriend of the Girl I’m in Love With

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The Seething Resentment Reading Series

Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits

Wine Pairings to Help You Cope With Karen’s Most Recent Success

A Boat Surrounded by Sharks Is a Childcare Option I Am Seriously Considering

You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans

We Are the Other Girls of Stars Hollow and We Deserve Recognition Too

I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature