An Open Letter to the Current Boyfriend of the Girl I’m in Love With

List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships

List: Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits

List: Netflix Recommendations for Your Next Genre of Boyfriend

List: Interim Goals for the Feminist Movement

After Hours of Tough Negotiations With Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani, I’ve Decided to End My Special Counsel Investigation Into the Trump Campaign

Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening

A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries