An Open Letter to the Current Boyfriend of the Girl I’m in Love With

List: Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits

List: T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World

List: Physical Characteristics I Wished My Boyfriend Possessed During Last Night’s Power Outage

List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends

So, You’re About to Turn 40: A Memo From Your Media or Tech Company’s HR Department

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!

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