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All posts tagged
boyfriends
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October 30, 2018List: Your Ghost Boyfriend Wants What’s Best for You
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September 5, 2018Is a Single-Use Boyfriend Okay for College Roommate’s Wedding?
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May 21, 2018How to Support Your Boyfriend’s Rap Career
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June 15, 2017List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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November 19, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
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May 26, 2015List: Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits
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May 13, 2015List: Netflix Recommendations for Your Next Genre of Boyfriend
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August 24, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Mix Tape Made for Me By My College Boyfriend, Now Deceased
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September 9, 2010List: Things I’ve Overheard My Roommate Say to Her On-Again/Off-Again Boyfriend or Works by Joyce Carol Oates?
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand