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All posts tagged
boyfriends
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May 21, 2021Boyfriend Patch Notes
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April 9, 2020Ten Ways to Remind People Your Boyfriend Is Six Feet Tall During a Pandemic
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October 30, 2018Your Ghost Boyfriend Wants What’s Best for You
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September 5, 2018Is a Single-Use Boyfriend Okay for College Roommate’s Wedding?
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May 21, 2018How to Support Your Boyfriend’s Rap Career
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June 15, 2017Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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November 19, 2016An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
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May 26, 2015Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits
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May 13, 2015Netflix Recommendations for Your Next Genre of Boyfriend
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August 24, 2012An Open Letter to the Mix Tape Made for Me By My College Boyfriend, Now Deceased
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056