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All posts tagged
boyfriends
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May 21, 2021Boyfriend Patch Notes
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April 9, 2020Ten Ways to Remind People Your Boyfriend Is Six Feet Tall During a Pandemic
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October 30, 2018Your Ghost Boyfriend Wants What’s Best for You
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September 5, 2018Is a Single-Use Boyfriend Okay for College Roommate’s Wedding?
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May 21, 2018How to Support Your Boyfriend’s Rap Career
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June 15, 2017Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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November 19, 2016An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
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May 26, 2015Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits
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May 13, 2015Netflix Recommendations for Your Next Genre of Boyfriend
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August 24, 2012An Open Letter to the Mix Tape Made for Me By My College Boyfriend, Now Deceased
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs