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All posts tagged
boyfriends
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March 19, 2007My Rejected Design Theme For J.Crew’s Summer Catalog
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March 2, 2007A Memo To My New Boyfriend Re: Clarification Of Offer Pursuant To Securities And Exchange Commission Regulations And Also My Trouble With Monogamy
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February 14, 2007Two Previously Known and 15 Brand New Closing Signatures, To Be Inserted At the End of Your Love Letters For Valentine’s or Any Other Day
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August 30, 2006Physical Characteristics I Wished My Boyfriend Possessed During Last Night’s Power Outage
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July 15, 2004An Open Letter to the Current Boyfriend of the Girl I’m in Love With
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April 23, 2004Open Letter to People Who Stare at My Boyfriend Because He Is More Attractive Than Me
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October 6, 200310 Signs Your Guy’s Gotta Go
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August 21, 2003Things I Would Say to Dorothy Parker If I Was Her Boyfriend that Would Lead to a Huge Fight
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September 13, 1999Fights I’ve Recently Seen in Which I was Not Involved, but Still Played a Part, However Minor, Done in Three Short Plays.
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