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May 16, 2024An Open Letter to Whoever Keeps Making My Wife Laugh on Slack
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May 21, 2019Wine Pairings to Help You Cope With Karen’s Most Recent Success
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January 16, 20196 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career
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July 25, 2018The Writer at Age 30, as Ancient Forest Hag, Rains Curses Upon Her Nemesis
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April 14, 2011The Seething Resentment Reading Series
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July 15, 2004An Open Letter to the Current Boyfriend of the Girl I’m in Love With
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 10, 2024The Topeka Witches Coven Answers Questions about the Upcoming Union Vote to Join the United Auto Workers
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 9, 2024270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather