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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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August 24, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Mix Tape Made for Me By My College Boyfriend, Now Deceased
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July 20, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the City and County Inspector Who Fined Me $500 Even Though the Weeds in My Front Lawn Were Well Under the 6” Regulation Height
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July 13, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to Natalie Portman’s Character in Mars Attacks!
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June 29, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Take Pictures of Food With Instagram
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June 22, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Fitness Counselor Regarding My Lack of Response to Her Recent Inquiries
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June 15, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the State of Pennsylvania
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June 8, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of the Bulk Bin and Dumping Them On the Floor
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June 1, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Mammogram Machine at Beth Israel Hospital
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May 25, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to Myself the Day After the 2004 Presidential Election
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May 18, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to America from a Dissatisfied Immigrant
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May 11, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to Everyone Who, When My Fiancé Left Me, Told Me it Was “His Loss”
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May 4, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Impatient Commuters of the Greater Denver Metro Area
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