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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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May 4, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Impatient Commuters of the Greater Denver Metro Area
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April 27, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to Would-Be Improv Comedians
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April 12, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to Johnny Depp’s Tonto
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April 6, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Person Who Judged Me for Lip-Syncing On My Run This Morning
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March 30, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Tiny White Man the Republican Party Has Sent to Live in My Underpants
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March 23, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Radio Lady Who Said We Should Find “Closure.”
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March 12, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guy in My Office Who Thinks He is the NCAA Tournament Office Pool Oracle
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March 2, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyle
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February 24, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to a Suicidal Friend, a Bulimic Friend, a Long Lost Aunt, and Stephanie, My New LinkedIn Connection
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February 17, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Marketing Lady in My Office Who Asked Me What My Major Was in College, and When I Said English, Responded With, “You’ll Never Get Anywhere With That.”
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February 10, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Fastest Jogger at the Park
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January 27, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Dad Before He Began Taking Zoloft
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