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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond

Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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April 5, 2013

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Andrea Angrum, Site Director for NASA’s Voyager Program

by Juan Carlos Llorca
March 22, 2013

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Canonical Authors

by Daniel Wallace
March 14, 2013

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone

by Jim Stallard
March 1, 2013

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Arabic Labials

by Lance Schaubert
February 15, 2013

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Targeted Online Advertisers

by Molly Schoemann
January 25, 2013

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My 1994 High School Class Regarding My Designation of “Most Likely to Succeed.”

by Eric Corpus
January 18, 2013

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Self-Interrupters

by Chris G.
January 11, 2013

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Today Show

by Meg Thompson
December 21, 2012

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Elf On the Fucking Shelf

by Jennifer Scharf
December 7, 2012

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Job Market

by Danielle Leduc
November 30, 2012

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Facebook’s New Privacy Policy

by Jessica Olien
November 9, 2012

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Having Said That.”

by Crystal Galyean

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