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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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March 14, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
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March 1, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Arabic Labials
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February 15, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Targeted Online Advertisers
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January 25, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to My 1994 High School Class Regarding My Designation of “Most Likely to Succeed.”
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January 18, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Self-Interrupters
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January 11, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Today Show
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December 21, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Elf On the Fucking Shelf
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December 7, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Job Market
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November 30, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to Facebook’s New Privacy Policy
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November 9, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Having Said That.”
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October 26, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Raising Overly Dependent Children
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October 19, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to People Who Use the “Battle” Metaphor for Other People Who Have the Distinct Displeasure of Cancer
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding