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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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March 14, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
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March 1, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to Arabic Labials
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February 15, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to Targeted Online Advertisers
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January 25, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to My 1994 High School Class Regarding My Designation of “Most Likely to Succeed.”
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January 18, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to Self-Interrupters
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January 11, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Today Show
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December 21, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Elf On the Fucking Shelf
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December 7, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Job Market
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November 30, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to Facebook’s New Privacy Policy
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November 9, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Phrase “Having Said That.”
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October 26, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Raising Overly Dependent Children
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October 19, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Use the “Battle” Metaphor for Other People Who Have the Distinct Displeasure of Cancer
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