McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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June 10, 2016An Open Letter to the Like-Minded Mom at McDonald’s PlayPlace
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May 20, 2016An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me for a Criminal
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May 12, 2016An Open Letter to My Son’s Recorder
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April 13, 2016An Open Letter to Grammar Nazis
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April 1, 2016An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Say My Name
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February 10, 2016An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send Rejections
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January 28, 2016An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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January 20, 2016An Open Letter to the Man Who Unexpectedly Ghosted Me
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November 11, 2015An Open Letter to All of the Daughters
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October 15, 2015An Open Letter to College Students with Middle-Aged Female Professors
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October 1, 2015An Open Letter to Recent College Grads Who Are Already Paying Their Own Phone Bills
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September 18, 2015An Open Letter to White People in My MFA Program
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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