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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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January 23, 2014An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance
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January 17, 2014An Open Letter to the Man On Match.com Who Emailed Me to Fix a Grammar Mistake On My Profile Page
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January 10, 2014An Open Letter to My Anorexia
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November 13, 2013An Open Letter to Paleo Diet Enthusiasts
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October 18, 2013An Open Letter to Truckers from Your Adopt-a-Highway Volunteer
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October 4, 2013An Open Letter to Straight Men
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August 23, 2013An Open Letter to the Lady at the Farmers’ Market and the Lady at the Apple Store Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Baby Boy
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August 9, 2013An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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July 26, 2013An Open Letter to My Ex-Boyfriend’s Mother
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July 12, 2013An Open Letter to My Two-CD Set of Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew
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July 2, 2013An Open Letter to #fitgirls
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May 24, 2013An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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