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SETLISTS FOR YOUNG VOICES
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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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May 23, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Former Owner of Our House
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May 2, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to Your Unreadable Hashtag
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March 24, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Ex-Fiancé About My Recent Arm Amputation
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February 28, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Temporary Employment Agency That Keeps Lying to Me About How Good a Job Is
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February 21, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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February 12, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Ugly Mug I Painted at Paint A Dream Last Weekend
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February 4, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to an Open Letter to an Open Letter
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January 23, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance
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January 17, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man On Match.com Who Emailed Me to Fix a Grammar Mistake On My Profile Page
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January 10, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Anorexia
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November 13, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Paleo Diet Enthusiasts
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October 18, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Truckers from Your Adopt-a-Highway Volunteer
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