Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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September 26, 2014An Open Letter to a Traveling Salesman, Sugar Camp, Wisconsin, Circa 1996
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August 29, 2014An Open Letter to My Late Paternal Grandfather
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August 22, 2014An Open Letter to the Passing Motorist Who Suggested I Take a Photograph of His Dick
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July 31, 2014An Open Letter to Busta Rhymes
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July 25, 2014An Open Letter to the People Who Decide Which Women’s Apparel Catalogs to Send Me
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July 18, 2014An Open Letter to Myself When I Had Seven Cats
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June 27, 2014An Open Letter to Balding Men from a Bald Man
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June 6, 2014An Open Letter to the Songwriters of “Let It Go.”
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May 23, 2014An Open Letter to the Former Owner of Our House
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May 2, 2014An Open Letter to Your Unreadable Hashtag
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March 24, 2014An Open Letter to My Ex-Fiancé About My Recent Arm Amputation
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February 28, 2014An Open Letter to the Temporary Employment Agency That Keeps Lying to Me About How Good a Job Is
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