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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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February 28, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Temporary Employment Agency That Keeps Lying to Me About How Good a Job Is
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February 21, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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February 12, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Ugly Mug I Painted at Paint A Dream Last Weekend
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February 4, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to an Open Letter to an Open Letter
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January 23, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance
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January 17, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man On Match.com Who Emailed Me to Fix a Grammar Mistake On My Profile Page
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January 10, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Anorexia
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November 13, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Paleo Diet Enthusiasts
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October 18, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Truckers from Your Adopt-a-Highway Volunteer
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October 4, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to Straight Men
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August 23, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Lady at the Farmers’ Market and the Lady at the Apple Store Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Baby Boy
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August 9, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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