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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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October 15, 2015An Open Letter to College Students with Middle-Aged Female Professors
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October 1, 2015An Open Letter to Recent College Grads Who Are Already Paying Their Own Phone Bills
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September 18, 2015An Open Letter to White People in My MFA Program
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September 4, 2015An Open Letter to Bands That Invite Audiences to Sing Portions of Their Songs at Live Shows
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August 28, 2015An Open Letter to 17-Year-Old Boys Who Just Discovered The Doors
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August 21, 2015An Open Letter to My Coworker, Who After Learning I Have a College Degree, Asked, “Why Do You Work Here Then?”
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August 13, 2015An Open Letter to Charlton Heston’s Cold, Dead Hands
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August 7, 2015An Open Letter to the Icelandic Phallological Museum
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July 31, 2015An Open Letter to That Mother at the Park With Those Perfect Daughters
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July 23, 2015An Open Letter to the Fracking Industry
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June 26, 2015An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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June 19, 2015An Open Letter to the Bewildering Number of Ways to Spell “Brittany.”
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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