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NEW YORK: See Dave Eggers and Tabitha St. Bernard, one of the founders of the Women’s March, talk about youth activism and other topics at Books of Wonder. February 27 at 7:30 pm.

Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond

Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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July 26, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Ex-Boyfriend’s Mother

by Julia Edelman
July 12, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Two-CD Set of Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew

by David Hart
July 2, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to #fitgirls

by Emma Froggatt
May 24, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died

by C. Evelyn
April 26, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Toddler Regarding His Use of My iPhone

by Lauren Apfel
April 19, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Fellow Bachelor of Environmental Studies Graduates, Class of 2013

by Claire Hamilton
April 12, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter of Thanks to the Guy With the Smirking Look of Disdain and Superiority When I Try to Upsell Him at My Dead-End Retail Job

by Daniel Callahan
April 5, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Andrea Angrum, Site Director for NASA’s Voyager Program

by Juan Carlos Llorca
March 22, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Canonical Authors

by Daniel Wallace
March 14, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone

by Jim Stallard
March 1, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Arabic Labials

by Lance Schaubert
February 15, 2013

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Targeted Online Advertisers

by Molly Schoemann

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February 8, 2019

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January 30, 2019

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by Tom Ellison
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