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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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January 16, 2015An Open Letter to Semicolon Abusers
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January 8, 2015An Open Letter to the Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway
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December 12, 2014An Open Letter to America from a Public School Teacher
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December 5, 2014An Open Letter to the Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo of Millennials Drinking Wine
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November 21, 2014An Open Letter to My Beloved Woolly Armpits
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November 6, 2014An Open Letter to the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling By As I Frantically Usher My Children into My Rav4
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October 24, 2014An Open Letter to People Who Sell Sofas On Craigslist
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October 10, 2014An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
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October 3, 2014An Open Letter to Vogue Magazine About Big Booties
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September 26, 2014An Open Letter to a Traveling Salesman, Sugar Camp, Wisconsin, Circa 1996
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August 29, 2014An Open Letter to My Late Paternal Grandfather
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August 22, 2014An Open Letter to the Passing Motorist Who Suggested I Take a Photograph of His Dick
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