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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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February 24, 2017An Open Letter to the Afternoon Nap My Child Has Given Up
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February 17, 2017An Open Letter to The White House Writing Staff
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January 24, 2017An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
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January 17, 2017An Open Letter to the Stranger on Facebook Who Convinced Me Not to Be Transgender Anymore
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December 17, 2016An Open Letter to Friends and Family Members About Their Holiday Cards
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December 3, 2016An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe
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November 19, 2016An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
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November 4, 2016An Open Letter to My Office Fantasy Football League On the Occasion of My Suspension
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November 2, 2016An Open Letter to White Girls Regarding Pumpkin Spice and Cultural Appropriation
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August 16, 2016An Open Letter to Preeclampsia
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August 9, 2016An Open Letter to Lululemon Yoga Pants
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June 30, 2016An Open Letter to Beer Nerds
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