McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
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March 20, 2015Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Sociology Professor at My University Who Wrote a Letter to the Editor Saying “I Don’t Think That a Single Woman Has Been Assaulted On This Campus in My 33 Years Here.”
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March 13, 2015Open Letter: An Open Letter to People Who Fawn Over My Wheelchair
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February 27, 2015Open Letter: An Open Letter to Women Who Shame Catcalling
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January 23, 2015Open Letter: An Open Letter to People I Hardly Know But Who Hug Me Anyway
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January 16, 2015Open Letter: An Open Letter to Semicolon Abusers
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January 8, 2015Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway
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December 12, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to America from a Public School Teacher
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December 5, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo of Millennials Drinking Wine
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November 21, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Beloved Woolly Armpits
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November 6, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling By As I Frantically Usher My Children into My Rav4
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October 24, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to People Who Sell Sofas On Craigslist
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October 10, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
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