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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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February 10, 2016An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send Rejections
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January 28, 2016An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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January 20, 2016An Open Letter to the Man Who Unexpectedly Ghosted Me
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November 11, 2015An Open Letter to All of the Daughters
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October 15, 2015An Open Letter to College Students with Middle-Aged Female Professors
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October 1, 2015An Open Letter to Recent College Grads Who Are Already Paying Their Own Phone Bills
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September 18, 2015An Open Letter to White People in My MFA Program
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September 4, 2015An Open Letter to Bands That Invite Audiences to Sing Portions of Their Songs at Live Shows
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August 28, 2015An Open Letter to 17-Year-Old Boys Who Just Discovered The Doors
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August 21, 2015An Open Letter to My Coworker, Who After Learning I Have a College Degree, Asked, “Why Do You Work Here Then?”
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August 13, 2015An Open Letter to Charlton Heston’s Cold, Dead Hands
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August 7, 2015An Open Letter to the Icelandic Phallological Museum
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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