Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond

An Open Letter to Charlton Heston’s Cold, Dead Hands

An Open Letter to the Icelandic Phallological Museum

An Open Letter to That Mother at the Park With Those Perfect Daughters

An Open Letter to the Fracking Industry

An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair

An Open Letter to the Bewildering Number of Ways to Spell “Brittany.”

An Open Letter to Everyone in the Event of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed

An Open Letter to The South, My Southern Baptist Pharmacy School, and a Job Recruiter

An Open Letter to the Guy Who Discovered the 10,000 Hour Rule

An Open Letter to the Braxton-Hicks Contractions That Hit a Student in My First Period 10th Grade English Class

An Open Letter to the Sociology Professor at My University Who Wrote a Letter to the Editor Saying “I Don’t Think That a Single Woman Has Been Assaulted On This Campus in My 33 Years Here.”