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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
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May 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Online Student
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May 11, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.com
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May 8, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Once Had a Class with You in High School and is Hurt You Didn’t Hit Him Up When in Town for Work
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April 5, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
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March 29, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Kars 4 Kids
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March 9, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to Coastal Living Magazine
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February 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Afternoon Nap My Child Has Given Up
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February 17, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to The White House Writing Staff
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January 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
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January 17, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Stranger on Facebook Who Convinced Me Not to Be Transgender Anymore
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December 17, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to Friends and Family Members About Their Holiday Cards
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December 3, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
