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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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October 22, 2019An Open Plea to My Instagram Acquaintance
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September 4, 2019An Open Letter to Great Britain About How Brexit Is Killing My Boaty McBoatface Buzz
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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August 26, 2019An Open Letter to My School District’s Second Grade Teachers Regarding Their School Supplies List
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August 22, 2019An Open Letter to the Man Who Yelled “Go Back to Africa” At Me
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June 20, 2019An Open Letter to Parents Being Harangued to Remember Yet Another Username and Password By Signing Up for the Library Summer Reading Program
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May 30, 2019An Open Letter to Everyone Sharing Their Wisdom About How to Cure My Depression
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March 15, 2019An Open Letter to My Family Announcing My Resignation from Motherhood
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March 7, 2019An Open Break-Up Letter to Estrogen
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February 26, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Call Me “Sir”
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January 15, 2019An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community
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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom