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Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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July 26, 2017An Open Letter to the Time Traveler Who Keeps Making President Trump Look Like a Liar
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June 13, 2017Open Letter to the Old White Men I Encountered at the Minimum Wage Texas Barbecue Job I Had During My First Year of Grad School
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May 24, 2017An Open Letter to My Online Student
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May 11, 2017An Open Letter to My Chili Pepper On Ratemyprofessors.com
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May 8, 2017An Open Letter to the Guy Who Once Had a Class with You in High School and is Hurt You Didn’t Hit Him Up When in Town for Work
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April 5, 2017An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
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March 29, 2017An Open Letter to the Kars 4 Kids
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March 9, 2017An Open Letter to Coastal Living Magazine
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February 24, 2017An Open Letter to the Afternoon Nap My Child Has Given Up
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February 17, 2017An Open Letter to The White House Writing Staff
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January 24, 2017An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
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January 17, 2017An Open Letter to the Stranger on Facebook Who Convinced Me Not to Be Transgender Anymore
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director