Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Send your nonfictional open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.
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December 3, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe
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November 19, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
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November 4, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Office Fantasy Football League On the Occasion of My Suspension
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November 2, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to White Girls Regarding Pumpkin Spice and Cultural Appropriation
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August 16, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Preeclampsia
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August 9, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Lululemon Yoga Pants
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June 30, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Beer Nerds
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June 21, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Limp Bizkit
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June 10, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Like-Minded Mom at McDonald’s PlayPlace
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May 20, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me for a Criminal
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May 12, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Son’s Recorder
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April 13, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Grammar Nazis
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