THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE
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Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He runs a topical satire newsletter called Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which will include essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, is available for pre-order here.
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