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Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and occasional Bruno Mars impersonator based in Boston. He’s also the editor of the satirical news blog and sketch show RF News.
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October 1, 2021Karl Marx Pitches His $3.5 Trillion Budget Plan
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September 2, 2021As Republicans, We Believe the Right to Life Extends from Conception Until Birth
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August 23, 2021A Jeopardy! Board for Determining Who Should Be the Next Host of Jeopardy!
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August 12, 2021An Anonymous Letter Defending Alec Baldwin’s Defense of Andrew Cuomo That Was Definitely Not Written by Alec Baldwin
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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June 24, 2021We Can’t Teach Our Nuclear Plant Operators About Critical Reactor Theory and Risk Them Learning About Radiation
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May 17, 2021Introducing Kaybl: The New Service That Bundles Your Favorite Content for One Flat Monthly Fee!
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May 4, 2021Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?
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April 21, 2021We Need to Prepare Our City in Case the Police Start Rioting
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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March 18, 2021Editorial Template for Every Time a White Person Commits an Atrocious Crime
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 21, 2021It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live