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Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He writes the weekly humor newsletter Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which includes essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, was highlighted in Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2023.
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October 25, 2022Our New Social Media Platform, The Matrix, Isn’t About Enslaving Humanity—It’s About Bringing People Together
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October 6, 2022Where Are All the Women on This Alt-Right, Anti-Choice, Toxic Masculinity Dating App?
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September 28, 2022It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions
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July 25, 2022I’m Tired of Getting All These Book Deals; It’s Time We Gave White Male Authors a Chance
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June 1, 2022This Fictional Universe Is Getting Way Too Diverse
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May 25, 2022How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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April 29, 2022Forgiving Student Debt Is the Right Thing to Do, Which Is Why I, Mitt Romney, Am Against It
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April 18, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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April 6, 2022The Young Man and the Tax Return
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March 18, 2022A Typical Day in 2040
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March 10, 2022Tips for Black Men Trying to Withdraw Money from Their Own Bank Accounts
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