The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He writes the weekly humor newsletter Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which includes essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, was highlighted in Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2023.
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November 22, 2021Have You Been the Victim of a Vaccine Mandate? If So, You May Be Entitled
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October 1, 2021Karl Marx Pitches His $3.5 Trillion Budget Plan
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September 2, 2021As Republicans, We Believe the Right to Life Extends from Conception Until Birth
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August 23, 2021A Jeopardy! Board for Determining Who Should Be the Next Host of Jeopardy!
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August 12, 2021An Anonymous Letter Defending Alec Baldwin’s Defense of Andrew Cuomo That Was Definitely Not Written by Alec Baldwin
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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June 24, 2021We Can’t Teach Our Nuclear Plant Operators About Critical Reactor Theory and Risk Them Learning About Radiation
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May 17, 2021Introducing Kaybl: The New Service That Bundles Your Favorite Content for One Flat Monthly Fee!
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May 4, 2021Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?
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April 21, 2021We Need to Prepare Our City in Case the Police Start Rioting
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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