The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He writes the weekly humor newsletter Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which includes essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, was highlighted in Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2023.
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October 4, 2023Lady, I Don’t Care How Good the Food Is, You Cannot Have an Orgasm in This Restaurant
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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September 19, 2023Our Docuseries Horrible Person Sheds an Important Light on Our Streaming Service’s True Crime Offerings
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June 30, 2023We Struck Down Affirmative Action Because We Believe People Only Deserve Extra Consideration If They Let You Hang Out on Their Boat
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April 4, 2023Are You Allowed to Criticize Angel Reese?: A Decision Tree
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March 15, 2023Beware the Madness of March
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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January 25, 2023How to Become a Professional Writer
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October 25, 2022Our New Social Media Platform, The Matrix, Isn’t About Enslaving Humanity—It’s About Bringing People Together
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October 6, 2022Where Are All the Women on This Alt-Right, Anti-Choice, Toxic Masculinity Dating App?
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September 28, 2022It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions
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July 25, 2022I’m Tired of Getting All These Book Deals; It’s Time We Gave White Male Authors a Chance
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