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Articles by
Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and occasional Bruno Mars impersonator based in Boston. He’s also the editor of the satirical news blog and sketch show RF News.
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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July 28, 2020Sending In More Stormtroopers Is the Only Way to Restore Law and Order to the Rogue Planet of Alderaan
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July 1, 2020We Shouldn’t Presume That the Velociraptor Experts Know the Best Way to Deal With Velociraptor Attacks
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June 17, 2020Just Because They’ve Turned Against Humanity Doesn’t Mean We Should Defund the Terminator Program
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June 1, 2020The Only Acceptable Form of Black Protest Is to Stand in This Field In Rural Nebraska and Scream Into the Void
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April 21, 2020Eight Kinds of Food Delivery Customers During the Coronavirus Crisis
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April 1, 2020Emily Post’s Quarantine Etiquette
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax