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Articles by
Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He writes the weekly humor newsletter Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which includes essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, was highlighted in Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2023.
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March 18, 2022A Typical Day in 2040
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March 10, 2022Tips for Black Men Trying to Withdraw Money from Their Own Bank Accounts
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February 24, 2022I’m Dying to Hear What You, Some Guy on the Internet, Has to Say About the Russian Invasion of Ukraine
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February 7, 2022As Comedians, It’s Our Job to Be Irreverent and Dangerous and to Open Portals to Hell By Reciting Dark Incantations from Spellbooks We Found in a Haunted Attic
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January 25, 2022The Biggest Issue Facing America Right Now Is People Stealing Puffy Jackets from Multi-Billion Dollar Corporations
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December 20, 2021Online Discourse Every Time a Famous Awful Person Does More Awful Things
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November 22, 2021Have You Been the Victim of a Vaccine Mandate? If So, You May Be Entitled
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October 1, 2021Karl Marx Pitches His $3.5 Trillion Budget Plan
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September 2, 2021As Republicans, We Believe the Right to Life Extends from Conception Until Birth
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August 23, 2021A Jeopardy! Board for Determining Who Should Be the Next Host of Jeopardy!
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August 12, 2021An Anonymous Letter Defending Alec Baldwin’s Defense of Andrew Cuomo That Was Definitely Not Written by Alec Baldwin
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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