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Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He writes the weekly humor newsletter Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which includes essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, was highlighted in Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2023.
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June 1, 2022This Fictional Universe Is Getting Way Too Diverse
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May 25, 2022How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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April 29, 2022Forgiving Student Debt Is the Right Thing to Do, Which Is Why I, Mitt Romney, Am Against It
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April 18, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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April 6, 2022The Young Man and the Tax Return
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March 18, 2022A Typical Day in 2040
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March 10, 2022Tips for Black Men Trying to Withdraw Money from Their Own Bank Accounts
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February 24, 2022I’m Dying to Hear What You, Some Guy on the Internet, Has to Say About the Russian Invasion of Ukraine
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February 7, 2022As Comedians, It’s Our Job to Be Irreverent and Dangerous and to Open Portals to Hell By Reciting Dark Incantations from Spellbooks We Found in a Haunted Attic
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January 25, 2022The Biggest Issue Facing America Right Now Is People Stealing Puffy Jackets from Multi-Billion Dollar Corporations
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December 20, 2021Online Discourse Every Time a Famous Awful Person Does More Awful Things
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