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Articles by
Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He writes the weekly humor newsletter Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which includes essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, was highlighted in Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2023.
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May 4, 2021Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?
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April 21, 2021We Need to Prepare Our City in Case the Police Start Rioting
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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March 18, 2021Editorial Template for Every Time a White Person Commits an Atrocious Crime
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January 15, 2021Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party
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December 22, 2020In Lieu of Economic Stimulus, the Capitol Is Pleased to Announce the First Annual Hunger Games
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December 10, 2020Modern Yiddish Insults for the Outgoing President
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December 3, 2020Even Though We Have Done Nothing Wrong, I, Vito Corleone, Am Pardoning My Entire Family
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November 20, 2020Quiz: Should You Expose Your Relative to COVID-19 This Thanksgiving?
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November 4, 2020In Retrospect, Maybe Surveying Fifteen People Outside of a Publix In Sarasota Was a Bad Way to Conduct a Statewide Poll
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October 27, 2020President Hillary Clinton’s Latest Coronavirus Task Force Briefing
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