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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 9, 2023This Week’s Punctuation Power Rankings
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November 6, 2023Physics for Toddlers
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November 2, 2023Reasons Your Landlord Is Keeping Your Security Deposit
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October 20, 2023Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International
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October 18, 2023Rom-Com Titles That Also Work for Horror Movies
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October 12, 2023Bonnie Raitt or a Paranoid Recluse Talking to His Cat?
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October 5, 2023Alternatives to Girl Math
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September 15, 2023Knight of the Round Table or Involuntary Grunting Noise I Make Getting Up from a Deep Chair?
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September 7, 2023Types of Acting Still Permitted Under SAG-AFTRA’s Strike Rules
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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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