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All posts tagged
universities
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May 2, 2024University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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December 29, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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October 3, 2023Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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May 13, 2024A Regular Day in California, as Envisioned by Right-Wing Republicans
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May 13, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Why Did Two Grandmasters Apologize to Each Other?
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May 13, 2024The United States Forest Service Answers Questions About Its New Policy to “Kill All Ticks and Consign Them to an Eternity in the Flaming Valleys of Hell”
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today