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Chas Gillespie
Chas is a writer, comedian, and teacher whose work appears in The New Yorker, The Onion, and McSweeney’s, where he contributes regularly. Feel free to reach out to him through his website, chaschaschas.com. He is currently at work on a novel.
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May 13, 2024The United States Forest Service Answers Questions About Its New Policy to “Kill All Ticks and Consign Them to an Eternity in the Flaming Valleys of Hell”
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April 10, 2024I Am Your Thirty-Fourth Browser Tab, Begging You to Reopen Me
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January 2, 2024You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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December 19, 2023Welcome to Big Chet’s Landlord Supply Store, Featuring the Jankiest Appliances of All Time
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December 11, 2023We Are Wirecutter, and Last Winter We Sent Eighty-Six Reporters to Test Fifteen Hundred Artificial Christmas Trees. Twelve Haven’t Returned
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July 18, 2023My Wife and I Share Household Duties, Actually
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June 26, 2023My Plan to Destigmatize Mental Illness Is to Blame Every Societal Problem on People with Mental Illnesses
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March 28, 2023What Your Favorite New York Times Columnist Says about You
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January 11, 2023What to Do with Your Twitter Account Now That Elon Musk Has Given Control of the Company to a Translucent Floating Orb Full of Crane Eggs
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December 5, 2022An Honest Lease Agreement
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November 8, 2022NIMBY Public Comment Bingo
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October 31, 2022The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet
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