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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 4, 2024What Your Senior Year High School Musical Says About You
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January 4, 2024A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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January 3, 2024How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail
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January 3, 2024Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
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January 2, 2024You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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January 2, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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January 1, 2024A Camping Trip with Young Kids, as Imagined by Me Before Having Kids
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January 1, 2024Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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December 29, 2023Introducing Total Crap, the First Magazine Written Entirely by AI