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November 29, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Signs
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November 29, 2024Leonardo Da Vinci Seeks Part-Time Holiday Position at Hobby Lobby
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November 28, 2024Butterball’s Helpline Helpline
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November 27, 2024Prepare for the Inevitable Political Arguments at Thanksgiving with the Turkey Poncho
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November 27, 2024Familiar Sayings Updated for the Next Four Years
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November 26, 2024I Am a Guy in a Patagonia UV Hoodie, and I Have Never Been Indoors
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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November 25, 2024We’re the Nine Muses, and We’re All Exactly Sixteen Years Old
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 24, 2024Finally, I Can Quit the Workforce to Devote Myself to Mothering and Fighting Dust Storms
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley