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Christine Ochefu is a writer and freelancer based in the UK, with bylines at The Gumbo, That Guy’s House and LAPP The Brand. She writes to fund a crippling dependency on gold jewelry and overpriced skincare products. You can see more of her work at noirdiaries.co.uk and her personal blog.