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SCHOLAR MATCH

BAY AREA: After a five-year hiatus, ScholarMatch’s signature event, Trivia Night, is back! Join ScholarMatch on October 9 at the Cartoon Art Museum for an evening of delicious tacos, tequila, and, of course, lots of pop trivia. Click for tickets and more info.

Nicole Najafi

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Nicole Najafi

Nicole Najafi is a screenwriter and satirist in New York. She once made Julianne Moore laugh while waiting in line to vote.

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