Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.

My Own Private
Shock Corridor

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Bob Schneider is a recovering screenwriter and a compulsive footnoter.1 He has a row house in Brooklyn near a park and a subway but rarely leaves the basement. He likes movies, hockey, tacos, and flying business class. He has one wife, two kids, and a bank account in the mid-three figures.

1Though he has nothing to add here, he believes form demands a footnote.