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paul-simon
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October 13, 2021Open Letter to Paul Simon on His Misleading Song “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”
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March 24, 2021Paul Simon’s Roommate Responds to His Grocery List
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May 8, 201550 Ways to Leave Your Mother
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April 24, 201250 Shades to Leave Your Lover
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December 8, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Screen Actors Guild
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers