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Andrew Paul
Andrew Paul is a staff writer for Popular Science, with work previously featured in The AV Club, Rolling Stone, Fangoria, GQ, Slate, and The Believer. He also has spooky short fiction featured by Pseudopod and Scalawag, as well as in the anthology, Mississippi Noir (Akashic Books, 2016). He writes a semi-regular newsletter called Echo Chamber, with an emphasis on “semi-regular.”
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April 9, 2019At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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October 24, 2018The Death Cultists Keep Summoning Hell-Sphincters Outside Their Critics’ Homes, But That’s No Excuse to Yell At Them In Starbucks
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September 5, 2018I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
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May 4, 2018Sorry, But I Don’t See How Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult Is Negatively Affecting American Discourse
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December 12, 2017Trump or Hanukkah?
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November 27, 2017The Hitler’s Brain in a Jar That Lives Next Door
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September 29, 2017Why I Am Firing the Necromancer in Charge of Health and Human Services
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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August 9, 2017Say What You Will, But Trump Certainly Sounds Presidential in These Last Moments of Civilization
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April 9, 2017Call Me a Nervous Nelly, But This Year I’m Painting Lamb’s Blood On My Doorposts
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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