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Casey Rand

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Casey Rand is a writer and creative director in New York City. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, Reductress, The Belladonna Comedy and more. You can find her book, People Who Deserve It, in select Barnes & Noble bargain bins.

February 10, 2022

Season Two Outline for And Just Like That…

by Casey Rand
August 10, 2021

Studio Notes on the UN Climate Report

by Casey Rand
October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa
September 9, 2019

Women’s Miranda Rights

by Casey Rand
January 3, 2019

How to Bathe a Horse

by Casey Rand
June 25, 2018

The Best Wireless Plans for Racist White Women

by Casey Rand

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The Millennial CAPTCHA

by Mike Lacher and Brian Moore
December 1, 2023

A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest

by Andrew Patrick Clark
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