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Chas Gillespie
Chas is a writer, comedian, and teacher whose work appears in The New Yorker, The Onion, and McSweeney’s, where he contributes regularly. Feel free to reach out to him through his website, chaschaschas.com. He is currently at work on a novel.
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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January 3, 2022Public Health Terminology, Explained
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November 10, 2021I’m Confused Why All These People Are Quitting Jobs That Pay No Money and Make Them Want to Die
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November 4, 2020Let’s Allow the Illegitimate Supreme Court to Decide What’s Fair
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October 12, 2020As a Republican Senator, I Stand With Democracy Activists in Hong Kong, Belarus, and Other Countries That Aren’t the United States
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July 2, 2020We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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May 7, 2020I Strongly Support the MeToo Movement Unless It Negatively Impacts Me
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April 22, 2020FAQ: Composting
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April 17, 2020Society’s Problems Can Be Traced to Coddling Parents, and I Know This Because I Have Researched It Deeply While Staring Out the Window and Thinking
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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February 11, 2020Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
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February 7, 2020The 2048 Republican Presidential Primary Candidates Debate What Should Be Done About the World’s 250 Million Climate Refugees
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