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Devin Wallace
Devin Wallace is a current Brooklyn-based writer and future point guard for the New York Knicks, adult growth spurt pending.
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June 6, 2023Our Lemonade Stand Is Powered by AI
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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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June 24, 2022I’m Closing My Evil Lair and Hiring Corporate Lobbyists
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