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Articles by
Eddie Small
Eddie Small is a writer whose work has been published in The New Yorker and The Onion.
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March 12, 2024I Guess I Will Just Keep Standing Here While You Fix the Sink
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February 23, 2024A Timeline of My Attempt to Drink a Beer on a Friday Night Before My Toddler Goes to Bed
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February 5, 2024Feedback on Short Film Video Call to Grandma and Grandpa
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August 29, 2023I Don’t Have Much Interest in Talking to You, But Our Toddlers Just Started Playing Together at This Playground, So I Guess We’re Doing This
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April 18, 2023Chicka Chicka Boom Boom: The Action Movie Trailer
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March 2, 2023I Will Explain My Book to You As Soon as I Finish Having This Panic Attack
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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May 27, 2022Starcourt Mall is Closing
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March 23, 2022Please Follow These Very Simple Office Refrigerator Rules
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November 1, 2021Ten Albums to Listen to Before You Die Tomorrow
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July 13, 2021My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone
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August 3, 2020This Neighborhood Was So Much Cooler Back When I Was 23