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Articles by

Eileen Barrett

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Eileen is a high school student living in a boring town of which she is currently trying to make like a laxative and get the crap out.

April 8, 2021

I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down

by Eileen Barrett

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April 26, 2024

The Millennial CAPTCHA

by Mike Lacher and Brian Moore
December 1, 2023

A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest

by Andrew Patrick Clark
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University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs

by Mary Waldman
April 16, 2024

An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor

by Ioana Burtea

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