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Articles by
Eli Grober
Eli is the author of the satirical essay collection This Won’t Help, listed on the New Yorker’s “Best Books We Read This Week.” He writes the humor newsletter Here’s Something.
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August 31, 2022Now That I Am Rich, I Won’t Shut the Fuck Up
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July 28, 2022I’m the Average Driver on the Road Right Now, and I’m Out of My Fucking Mind
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July 7, 2022Wait, You Can Just Make Your Leader “Step Down”?
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June 28, 2022Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad
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June 10, 2022Stop Politicizing This Thing That Can Only Be Solved Through Politics
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May 10, 2022Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
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April 26, 2022I Like Free Speech So Much I’ve Decided to Buy It
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April 20, 2022There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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April 1, 2022You Can Lie About Election Fraud and Incite an Insurrection. But If You Accuse Us of Having Sex, That Will Not Stand
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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March 1, 2022The State of the Union Is Pretty Good, Not Great, I Don’t Know—What Do You Wanna Hear? It’s Bad, Things Are Bad
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