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Elizabeth Preston
Elizabeth Preston is a freelance science journalist and writer. She lives near Boston with her husband and two daughters. They’re probably having trouble getting out the door.
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May 2, 2024Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents
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July 12, 2023Walled-In; Or, Life in the Bathroom Hiding from My Kids
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November 15, 2022Fifteen Ways to Share Your Joke After Twitter Implodes
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April 25, 2022Hiding Place Chosen by My Toddler, or Location Where She Is Invisible to People Making Decisions about U.S. COVID Policy?
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December 15, 2021Due to Supply-Chain Issues, Mommy Will Be Unable to Fill Your Order
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August 9, 2021Why Yes, I Did Grow a Hawk Beak During the Pandemic
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May 10, 2021Ten Hot Beverages That Are Your Best Friends Now
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 5, 2018Congratulations, It’s a Pink!
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