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Gracie Beaver-Kairis
Gracie Beaver-Kairis is a Pacific Northwest-based humor and fiction writer. Her work has appeared in Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Belladonna Comedy, Points in Case, and in a series of unorganized Google docs on her phone.
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March 15, 2022Erotica Inspired by My Endometriosis
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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November 1, 2021An Afternoon with Me, the Man in an REI Print Ad
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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June 30, 2021Attention, Wheelchair Users: Our Brewery Has Decided to Accommodate You (Within Reason)
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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February 15, 2021I’m William Henry Harrison, and It Seems You’ve Forgotten Me Again This Presidents’ Day
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