ARTICLES BY
Michael Ward

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A Memo to Investors in 11D Technologies, Inc (3/19/2013)

List: Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb Owl (2/1/2013)

Your Proposed Design For The New Roosevelt Elementary School (5/9/2007)

The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative (11/6/2006)

List: Words and Phrases I Hope Never Appear in Front of My Name in Print (1/13/2006)

The Weekly Column of a Local-Newspaper Ombudsman Attempting to Communicate His Marital Frustrations Through His Work (8/18/2005)

List: Fun Facts About Chinese President Hu Jintao, as Conveyed by American Culture (5/12/2005)

List: New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions (1/28/2005)

List: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone (8/27/2004)

List: Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Sherpas and Sherbet (8/23/2004)

Create Your Own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column (4/28/2004)

List: Suggested Masters Thesis Titles Making Use of Puns on a 1983 Marvin Gaye Classic (3/19/2004)

List: Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Scalps and Scallops (2/27/2004)

List: Duck, Duck, Goose (2/22/2004)

List: Suggested Names for Religious Rap Artists (12/21/2003)

List: Potential Names of TV Shows Taken from Every Other Word of the Preamble of the US Constitution, And on What Networks Those Shows Might Appear (11/4/2002)

List: Shakespearean Character or Prescription Drug Not Covered By My Blue Cross/Blue Shield Plan? (9/9/2002)

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