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Patrick French

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Patrick French is a writer and advertising creative. To learn more about his professional life, visit his website.

June 2, 2022

Welcome to Our Apartment That Is So Much Nicer Than Yours

by Patrick French
November 17, 2021

Fuck You, I’m on a Bike

by Patrick French
June 24, 2020

If You Don’t Donate $2 to My Campaign In the Next 16 Minutes, I’ll Be Forced to Dive Head First In Front of This Rickshaw

by Patrick French

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April 26, 2024

The Millennial CAPTCHA

by Mike Lacher and Brian Moore
December 1, 2023

A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest

by Andrew Patrick Clark
April 16, 2024

An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor

by Ioana Burtea
May 2, 2024

University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs

by Mary Waldman

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May 3, 2024

I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort

by Jenny Wise and Sam Woods
May 3, 2024

Chronicles of a Catsitter: In the (Brooklyn) Heights

by Mai Tran
May 3, 2024

Feelings and Situations for Which There Should Be a German Word Without an English Equivalent

by Tyler Gooch
May 2, 2024

Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents

by Elizabeth Preston and Kate Chrisman