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Paul Warmbier
Paul Warmbier is an author, teacher, and aspiring woodworker. He lives in Oregon, just south of Portland. He is the author of the memoir, Geometry of Fire and his essays have appeared in Allegory Ridge, Punctuate, Under the Sun, and others. Follow him and his writing on Instagram.
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