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Rachel Klein is a writer, performer, and teacher living in Boston, Massachusetts. Her work has appeared online in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Reductress, and The Toast.

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    I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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  • May 3, 2019
    Welcome to Our Baby’s Personal Brand Reveal Party
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  • July 21, 2017
    Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Elephants” from the “Girl’s” Point of View
    by Rachel Klein
  • July 5, 2017
    Popular Summer T-Shirt Slogans for the Politically Engaged Millennial
    by Rachel Klein
  • November 14, 2016
    I, For One, As a White Woman, Welcome Our New Alien Overlords
    by Rachel Klein
  • July 6, 2016
    Your Personalized Spotify Summer Playlist
    by Rachel Klein
  • February 11, 2016
    Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
    by Rachel Klein
  • January 14, 2016
    Bullying: A Teacher’s Guide, First Edition, 1971
    by Rachel Klein
  • October 16, 2015
    Dante’s Orchard
    by Rachel Klein
  • July 27, 2015
    Attainable Goals for the Modern American In Lieu of Trying to “Be the Change You Wish to See in the World.”
    by Rachel Klein
  • January 14, 2015
    Audience Instructions for Our Immersive/Experimental Theatre Production in an Abandoned Middle School in Bushwick
    by Rachel Klein
  • September 8, 2014
    Missed Connection: Boys, Ages 6-12(?), Lived With Me on Nameless Tropical Island in Pacific Ocean at End of WWII
    by Rachel Klein
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