Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents

BY Chris White

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Chris White is a comedian and journalist based in Washington, D.C. He once drove three hours out of his way to see the spot where William McKinley was shot.

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Question 17: Why Care? (2/18/2013)

Question 10: Can I Be President?

(1/21/2013)

Question 23: How Should We Like Ike? (5/1/2012)

Question 22: Can the President Be Fat? (4/6/2012)

Question 21: Should the President Make Me Laugh? (8/30/2011)

Question 20: How Do I Make a President? (7/5/2011)

Question 19: When Did Things Get So Mean? (3/4/2011)

Question 18: Seriously, 35? (12/20/2010)

Question 16: Can the President Take the Week Off? (7/27/2010)

Question 15: So, uh… James Buchanan? (Part II) (6/25/2010)

Question 14: So, uh… James Buchanan? (Part I) (6/7/2010)

Question 13: How Close Can I Get? (5/19/2010)

Question 12: Does Sexy Matter? (4/29/2010)

Question 11: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes? (4/12/2010)

Question 9: Which President Should I Have a Beer With? (3/10/2010)

Question 8: What’s Up With Log Cabins? (2/12/2010)

Question 7: Who Would Win in a Fight? (1/25/2010)

Question 6: What Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like? (1/6/2010)

Question 5: What Should I Get the President for Christmas? (12/2/2009)

Question 4: Could We Use a Man Like Herbert Hoover Again? (11/11/2009)

Question 3: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk? (10/22/2009)

Question 2: Should the President Grow a Beard? (10/5/2009)

Question 1: Is it OK to Dunk On the President? (9/17/2009)

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