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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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January 26, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am an Airport Psychic
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November 20, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Let’s all invite an Onondaga Indian (AKA “pagan savage”) in and badger him about Jesus. Wartime atrocities aside… let’s become apostles!”
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November 18, 2010A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner
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June 3, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 15: Security
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February 19, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Loneliness
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March 23, 2007Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan
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July 8, 2006Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: Airport Kisses
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