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beverages
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April 4, 2024Can I Interest You in a Brand-New Sparkling Water Brand?
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August 5, 2022Our IPA Will Jam Your Face with Hops
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June 24, 2021The Family Shasta
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May 10, 2021Ten Hot Beverages That Are Your Best Friends Now
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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April 2, 2020Reviews of New Food: Coca-Cola Energy Drink
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November 21, 2019Reviews of New Food: Kin Euphorics Social Tonic
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October 31, 2019Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico
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October 9, 2019Pumpkin Spice: Now For Men
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September 24, 2019The White Claws of Wrath
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets