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All posts tagged
cars
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August 5, 2008A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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August 1, 2008The Lost 28th Chapter of Leviticus Explains the Rules for Riding Shotgun
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May 15, 2008Jokes by Brian Beatty: Oldsmobile
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May 8, 2008Actual Hummer Dealerships
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April 23, 2008Jokes by Brian Beatty: Gawker Delay
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December 18, 2007How to Roll Out of a Moving Car
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July 24, 2007I’m So Happy, I Think I’ll Flip a Car
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April 16, 2007Other Options Available on the New Poetry SUV
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March 23, 2007The Plot of an Adult Film, Ford F-Series, Told Chronologically Through Car Model Names
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July 21, 2006An Open Letter to My 80-Year-Old Parents’ New Buick Park Avenue Ultra
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