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All posts tagged
children
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March 21, 2022Your Preschooler Explains Tonight’s Bedtime Menu
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March 11, 2022I Am Eight Years Old and Would Like a Batman Movie Aimed at Me, Please
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February 16, 2022I’m Your Three-Year-Old, and I’m Not Leaving Until I’ve Touched Every Goddamn Garbage Can in This Zoo
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February 11, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Seven Valentines I Need to Take to School Tomorrow
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February 9, 2022The Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual Entry for Your Child
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November 12, 2021Mine’s the Kid in the Ramones Tee
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October 12, 2021Do You Love Pointless Situations and Children Shrieking Imperatives at You? Apply to Be a Childcare First Responder
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July 8, 2021Are You Vacationing with Children or Starring in a Gripping Medical Drama?
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July 2, 2021Are You a Participant in a Child’s Made-Up Game or Josef K. from Kafka’s The Trial?
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May 21, 2021The Netflix Algorithm for Parenting
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May 8, 2024Your Child Will Be Disenrolled from Camp Unless You Upload a Form That You’ve Never Heard of and We Will Not Explain
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May 8, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Embraced the Word “Poor”
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May 8, 2024A Publisher’s Guide to Writing the Perfect AAPI Story
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May 8, 2024Deciphering Your Daughter’s “MOM” Texts