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All posts tagged
christmas
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December 9, 2021A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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December 23, 2020Thank You for Choosing Manger Health Systems for the Birth of Your Savior
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December 22, 2020Kids, You’re Old Enough to Know: Santa’s Real. And He’s Dangerous.
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December 21, 2020The Nativity Pageant Cast List That Ensures Every Child Has a Role
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December 17, 2020A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
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December 16, 2020The Cashier from “The Christmas Shoes” Breaks His Silence
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December 9, 2020The 100-Percent True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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December 4, 2020An Open Letter to Santa Claus Regarding His Travel Plans
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October 29, 2020Out-of-Season Christmas Music Is a Menace, and the Christmas Commission Will Protect You