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January 11, 2022The Safest Place for Your Kids Right Now Is Inside the Scorpion Pit
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 10, 2022Questions for the CDC in Light of the Omicron Variant from Concerned Parents, for the Love of Christ
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January 7, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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January 4, 2022Gloria Estefan Emerges from the Miami Sound Machine to Warn Humanity That a New Variant of Rhythm Is Gonna Get You
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January 3, 2022Public Health Terminology, Explained
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December 20, 2021“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like March 2020”
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December 17, 2021Predicted Increase in Overall Vaccination Rates if COVID Variants Were Named After Steven Seagal Movies Instead of Greek Letters
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November 22, 2021Have You Been the Victim of a Vaccine Mandate? If So, You May Be Entitled
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